things i want from a relationship:
- musical theatre duets
In communist China, when pop culture is censored, censorship becomes pop culture.
the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.
He looks more like a stripper dressed as a cop than an actual cop.
My soul and my girlhood died and went to a better place.
All I see is dark swarming behind my eyelids. I dream darkness comes into me. It comes and it’s insidious. Up my nose, into my ears. I feel poisoned.
its fucking face omg
do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies
my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary
I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.
george takei is a gift to humanity
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B E O U R G U E S T
these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons
God bless us, everyone.
is this parks and rec?
Do you dare mock Lil’ Sebastian?
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings